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javan's bauble box

A collection of things found on the internet that I find amusing, genius, ridiculous or simply beautiful.

Baubles.

Updated unreliably.
Nov 16
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Nov 12
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thewayoftheworld:

“There is a middle road between happy and sad. There is a melancholic math by which we can express it. So much of life exists in this uncomfortable place between cheer and depression. And we wouldn’t want it any other way.”

thewayoftheworld:

“There is a middle road between happy and sad. There is a melancholic math by which we can express it. So much of life exists in this uncomfortable place between cheer and depression. And we wouldn’t want it any other way.”

Nov 10
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(via Radi0Lab)

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Nov 07
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via bunny-comic.com

I’ve never told anyone this (mostly because I just thought of a way to describe this), but when I see things that really make me happy, my mind sends out millions of invisible mono-filament tendrils that wrap lovingly around things regardless of whether or not they have any shape or form.  This is a wholly internal sensation, and elicits little to no outward espression if there is anyone else in the room.  If I am alone, my teeth expand bigger than my mouth in order to hold back the sheer glee that is audibly expressed as something that can only be described as a strained squeel.  The remaining wash of this mental orgasm expands from the back of my cortex, flowing quickly down my spinal column and comes to rest in my stomach, heart and upper palate.  or something like that.

via bunny-comic.com

I’ve never told anyone this (mostly because I just thought of a way to describe this), but when I see things that really make me happy, my mind sends out millions of invisible mono-filament tendrils that wrap lovingly around things regardless of whether or not they have any shape or form.  This is a wholly internal sensation, and elicits little to no outward espression if there is anyone else in the room.  If I am alone, my teeth expand bigger than my mouth in order to hold back the sheer glee that is audibly expressed as something that can only be described as a strained squeel.  The remaining wash of this mental orgasm expands from the back of my cortex, flowing quickly down my spinal column and comes to rest in my stomach, heart and upper palate.  or something like that.

Nov 06
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(via glassandahalffull)

I know this has already made the rounds, but it came up in conversation the other day, and nobody knew what the fuck I was talking about.  Here’s for them.

Oct 30
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Oct 23
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I like this very much.

Pictorial Webster’s: Inspiration to Completion on Vimeo (via Vimeo)